OH NO I WANT A TATTOO
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.